Mocktropica
island
So here we are, at the island that was never actually finished. Who even thought it was a good idea for us to play on it? Idiots... Well, when you get there, you'll see a woman, go talk to her (see her picture below).
Normally, I would just advise to ignore her, but due to this being a walkthrough, ignoring won’t really work.
"You look Frazzled, what’s wrong?"
She'll tell you the new poptropica mangers fired almost everyone- oh my, this turned into a serious situation.
You ask her if you can help, and of course she tells you some random poptropican should come along and tell you what’s going on etc.
So troublesome.
Ask her if she’s that random poptropican. She’ll tell you she never even thought about it. Really?
Anyways, after that conversation, visit the building beside her.
"You look Frazzled, what’s wrong?"
She'll tell you the new poptropica mangers fired almost everyone- oh my, this turned into a serious situation.
You ask her if you can help, and of course she tells you some random poptropican should come along and tell you what’s going on etc.
So troublesome.
Ask her if she’s that random poptropican. She’ll tell you she never even thought about it. Really?
Anyways, after that conversation, visit the building beside her.
So, when you’re inside, ignore all the doors and walk left, until you meet a man in green goggles. There’s a room filled with kids (who are hysterically laughing, probably at you)
Talk to him (because why not).
The guy talks to you for a bit, before walking into the room and asking the kids what they’d like.
Talk to him (because why not).
The guy talks to you for a bit, before walking into the room and asking the kids what they’d like.
PETS. Pets is what they want.
(these kids must have been sitting under a rock the past few years, since ‘followers’ have been a thing for a while now). The man proceeds to give them some cake. After he walks out, he hands you a slice of cake, too. At least you’re not being singled out.
Next, go over to the elevator and go up. Chat with all the guy on the second floor and talk to him.
(these kids must have been sitting under a rock the past few years, since ‘followers’ have been a thing for a while now). The man proceeds to give them some cake. After he walks out, he hands you a slice of cake, too. At least you’re not being singled out.
Next, go over to the elevator and go up. Chat with all the guy on the second floor and talk to him.
He’ll tell you he’s going to forbid any exploring, since it’s ‘dangerous’. What a drag.
Also, Velcro shoes…? I’m fine, thank you.
Continue up to the third floor, where you’ll find a woman. Talk to her.
Also, Velcro shoes…? I’m fine, thank you.
Continue up to the third floor, where you’ll find a woman. Talk to her.
Oh my, oh no, oh no no no-
As much as I admire and love this island for being so smart, I don't think I'll last with all this damned ads!
I've hand enough of this woman, go up to the last floor, where you'll meet Slash.
As much as I admire and love this island for being so smart, I don't think I'll last with all this damned ads!
I've hand enough of this woman, go up to the last floor, where you'll meet Slash.
Oh my, my heart stopped when she said she 'cut' all the writers. I suddenly despise this woman.
Oh my, my heart stopped when she said she 'cut' all the writers. I suddenly despise this woman.
Anyways, she’ll tell you to use the new island-generator.
Oh my, my heart stopped when she said she 'cut' all the writers. I suddenly despise this woman.
Anyways, she’ll tell you to use the new island-generator.
Oh jeez, that's a lot to take in. Did I ever mention I dislike former-child-star characters? Well, I do. This one's apparently worried about a missing launch code, that the queen of England needed- for some reason.
Gah I'm done with this, I've had enough- just go to the basement on the bottom floor. Let's get as far away from this horrid thing as we can.
You'll meet the lady from outside, who'll talk to you for a bit.
Gah I'm done with this, I've had enough- just go to the basement on the bottom floor. Let's get as far away from this horrid thing as we can.
You'll meet the lady from outside, who'll talk to you for a bit.
Once there, speak with everyone, then the girl will give you instructions.
ATTENTION.
Before you go, you have the posiblility of doing a demo re-creation of the island! Of course, you can change it just like you want it to be, but if you don't want to be running back and forth into the basement, do these following steps (you can do this using the two computers in the basement)
-change island to 'happy'
-change island to 'night'
-rearange the buildings to be from the lowest to the tallest (put the car on the left, and the highest building on the right)
Now, go out and... oh god, crazy google-man is here again..
ATTENTION.
Before you go, you have the posiblility of doing a demo re-creation of the island! Of course, you can change it just like you want it to be, but if you don't want to be running back and forth into the basement, do these following steps (you can do this using the two computers in the basement)
-change island to 'happy'
-change island to 'night'
-rearange the buildings to be from the lowest to the tallest (put the car on the left, and the highest building on the right)
Now, go out and... oh god, crazy google-man is here again..
...Achievements? Oh, I have one already? Okay, cool.
Walk through the door and go outside.
Walk through the door and go outside.
Yes... This is awesome... I walked through a door first time in my life... well... just... just go over to the boy with the orange-pet like thing. My dragon’s way cuter than that creature.
(Why's it so dark, why's it raining, why- oh yeah, I programed it that way. I forgot myself for a second)
Anyways, he's going to a cheese factory- I'm lactose intolerant, but sure, we can for check out the cheese factory. Go right, until-
Oh my, there's a school- let's take a short break and see how the school looks from the inside! (This is just a excuse for my poptropican to get out of the rain)
Inside, you can see the usual teacher-student situations that happen during class.
What a pretty poem- ruined by a ad, for god's sake.
Anyways, he's going to a cheese factory- I'm lactose intolerant, but sure, we can for check out the cheese factory. Go right, until-
Oh my, there's a school- let's take a short break and see how the school looks from the inside! (This is just a excuse for my poptropican to get out of the rain)
Inside, you can see the usual teacher-student situations that happen during class.
What a pretty poem- ruined by a ad, for god's sake.
Damn you, ad! Click it until it hurts!
….
Oops... We burned the poem... Darn...Now we owe Mr. Max some Soda Pop....
You now have the time to chat with the kids and play a mini-game by clicking the screen the kids are playing on.
….
Oops... We burned the poem... Darn...Now we owe Mr. Max some Soda Pop....
You now have the time to chat with the kids and play a mini-game by clicking the screen the kids are playing on.
After you’re done, you can leave the room with Mr. Max and those ungrateful kids (all except that one sweetheart in the very back of the class, don’t worry we’ll get you another copy of the poem, I’ll promise!).
Once you’re outside, go right... and oh my... The boy’s orange somethings went crazy... who cares.
(Aslo, don't eat the cows! It's forbiden, apparently)
Once you’re outside, go right... and oh my... The boy’s orange somethings went crazy... who cares.
(Aslo, don't eat the cows! It's forbiden, apparently)
Just continue right, until you reach the cheese factory.
(TO GET INSIDE THE BUILDING, YOU NEED YOUR ISLAND TO BE SET TO 'HAPPY'- DO THIS IN THE BASEMENT)
Ignore the man beside the door, and walk inside-
ACHIEVEMENT: CHEESE BALL
Congrats, player. You’re getting better and better at this.
Enter and go up to the second floor and... Uncle Tom? Never mind, it's Mr. Pitcher (the game’s ex-designer).
Too bad he doesn’t want to come back... wait, what did he say?
(TO GET INSIDE THE BUILDING, YOU NEED YOUR ISLAND TO BE SET TO 'HAPPY'- DO THIS IN THE BASEMENT)
Ignore the man beside the door, and walk inside-
ACHIEVEMENT: CHEESE BALL
Congrats, player. You’re getting better and better at this.
Enter and go up to the second floor and... Uncle Tom? Never mind, it's Mr. Pitcher (the game’s ex-designer).
Too bad he doesn’t want to come back... wait, what did he say?
Never mind. We've got to be sneakier about this. As you're getting ready to leave, Pitcher apologises and gives you a box of cheese curls.
ACHIEVMENT: SQUEAK INTO THE MIC
Also, how many of you noticed the 'no pickaxe' sign, on the curd-speed-machine thingy?
Well, when was the last time our poptropican listened to any rules they were given?
(hint- they never did)
ACHIEVMENT: SQUEAK INTO THE MIC
Also, how many of you noticed the 'no pickaxe' sign, on the curd-speed-machine thingy?
Well, when was the last time our poptropican listened to any rules they were given?
(hint- they never did)
Well, feel free to walk outside, and-
ACHIEVMENT: SCENE STEALER
-um. Sure.
Go left, it's about time you do something with those crazy orange-puffball pets. Continue until you find the poor boy, who has an unfair amount of pets. Damn it, I can only have one follow at once, what is this nonesence?
ACHIEVMENT: SCENE STEALER
-um. Sure.
Go left, it's about time you do something with those crazy orange-puffball pets. Continue until you find the poor boy, who has an unfair amount of pets. Damn it, I can only have one follow at once, what is this nonesence?
You know what, I'm mad at this person, they have a better life than my poptropican. Let's make their life harder- pull out your cheese curls and make it rain~
make it rain cheese curls~
Pfft, that was fun. Run after the boy.
You'll eventually get to a cliff, where you'll see the boy, his harfs and-
Oh, it's the safety guy- Of course he's here.
make it rain cheese curls~
Pfft, that was fun. Run after the boy.
You'll eventually get to a cliff, where you'll see the boy, his harfs and-
Oh, it's the safety guy- Of course he's here.
Well, quite frankle, who cares about what the safety guy's saying, let's help the kid by brutaly killing all of his narfs. Throw a few cheese curls off the cliff and watch as those pet-imposters fall.
Well, at least you didn't murder them by throwing them of the cliff.
The boy will thank you for getting rid of them, since they were about to throw him of the edge. Well kid, quite frankly I couldn't care less if it was you or the narfs that tumbled down that cliff.
Anyways, you now have a nice, furry bridge to cross over.
Continue to your left, until you find a bunch of rocks you can jump up. You'll find boulders falling from the sky, but luckily your poptropican doesn't get hurt by them. If only other games let characters have titanium skin too...
Anyways, just get to the top by avoiding the rocks until you find a frustrated man. He'll explain that the mountain 'isn't finished', and it's because of lazy programing. Oh my.
The boy will thank you for getting rid of them, since they were about to throw him of the edge. Well kid, quite frankly I couldn't care less if it was you or the narfs that tumbled down that cliff.
Anyways, you now have a nice, furry bridge to cross over.
Continue to your left, until you find a bunch of rocks you can jump up. You'll find boulders falling from the sky, but luckily your poptropican doesn't get hurt by them. If only other games let characters have titanium skin too...
Anyways, just get to the top by avoiding the rocks until you find a frustrated man. He'll explain that the mountain 'isn't finished', and it's because of lazy programing. Oh my.
This is getting sadder and sadder by the moment.
Okay, who cares, go right-
ACHIEVEMENT: JUS FOCUS
-go right and keep calm damn it.
Oh wow, some shady and suspicious looking man is standing in the middle of the street. Let's talk to him, why not.
(THE MAN WILL ONLY SHOW UP IF YOUR ISLAND IS SET TO 'NIGHT'- DO THIS IN THE BASEMENT)
Oh wow, okay, he's not as bad as I thought he was. He'll give you some 'pop coins' (counterfreit coins).
Cool.
Let's get going, and walk left to the factory (to leave the main road, you'll have to use a pop-coin).
When inside, just use your pickaxe.
ACHIEVEMENT: CURD BURGLAR
Cool.
Let's get going, and walk left to the factory (to leave the main road, you'll have to use a pop-coin).
When inside, just use your pickaxe.
ACHIEVEMENT: CURD BURGLAR
Now that we're done with that, we can go back to the basement to do a bit of a switcharo to our island. Click the computer again and-
Oh wait, our inventory is gone now, too. It shattered. Now we're off to find Billy so he can hopfully glue our backpack togather.
NOW: set the island to happy, clear, and day.
When you're done, make your way back to the mountain and go up to the top.
Once you're there, you'll realise you and your poptropican is in a critical need for glasses. They (along with you) didn't notice that ski-lift that was just of to the side of the mountain.
Oh wait, our inventory is gone now, too. It shattered. Now we're off to find Billy so he can hopfully glue our backpack togather.
NOW: set the island to happy, clear, and day.
When you're done, make your way back to the mountain and go up to the top.
Once you're there, you'll realise you and your poptropican is in a critical need for glasses. They (along with you) didn't notice that ski-lift that was just of to the side of the mountain.
Now, go even higher and speak with the man on the tree- he's the game developer. And everyone knows that to get a game developer to do something for you, you need to play a game of Mancala!
Oh wow- either I got to rusty and forgot how to play this game, or this is some pro-level Mancala skills this man has (It took me a while to win againced Billy, damn it, and I used to win againced everyone in my family)
ACHIEVEMENT: MANCALA MASTER
Now that you've got Billy back, you also have your inventory with you.
Once your done talking with everyone, let's go and get the writer to come back.
Walk outside, go right and-
Oh
Now that you've got Billy back, you also have your inventory with you.
Once your done talking with everyone, let's go and get the writer to come back.
Walk outside, go right and-
Oh
Well, that ruined my mood.
(No but in all seriousness, this is a great island, I love this, I love all of it, it's so damn smart I can’t even-)
Let's kindly ignore the man and-
(No but in all seriousness, this is a great island, I love this, I love all of it, it's so damn smart I can’t even-)
Let's kindly ignore the man and-
-oh wait did you say soda pop? Sure, okay, we can do that. I like soda pop. It's good. That and the writer requested a bottle of soda pop, so we don't really have a way out of this.
Now, to get up the building, you need to program the other buildings to stand like this; (from left to right) car, shop, blimp statue, restaurant. Jump from the shop onto the blimp, onto the tallest building and onto the HQ.
There, you'll find the soda pop with an added ACHIEVEMENT.
Okay, let's carry on to the writer-
Oh-
Nevermind, there's someone wanting to talk to us-
Now, to get up the building, you need to program the other buildings to stand like this; (from left to right) car, shop, blimp statue, restaurant. Jump from the shop onto the blimp, onto the tallest building and onto the HQ.
There, you'll find the soda pop with an added ACHIEVEMENT.
Okay, let's carry on to the writer-
Oh-
Nevermind, there's someone wanting to talk to us-
...I agree, Maroon.
Now that we're 100% safe, jump off of the building and go right.
The helmet not only protects our head, but it also prevents us from breaking our legs. How fascinating!
Too bad it can't brake a gigantic crate.
Now that we're 100% safe, jump off of the building and go right.
The helmet not only protects our head, but it also prevents us from breaking our legs. How fascinating!
Too bad it can't brake a gigantic crate.
(You don't even know how much I love this)
Now, to get passed the Soda Bottles, get your pickaxe and use it on the crate.
Now, because we live in a 2-D world, we can't walk around the crate, but what we can do is go into the programing computer, and destroy the crate from there!
(Don't be like me, click save before exiting the computer)
Now, to get passed the Soda Bottles, get your pickaxe and use it on the crate.
Now, because we live in a 2-D world, we can't walk around the crate, but what we can do is go into the programing computer, and destroy the crate from there!
(Don't be like me, click save before exiting the computer)
Now we can (hopefully) go right and enter the Ephraim university.
Once you give the writer the soda, he'll tell you that wasn't enough to get him back into the game.
Now, you have to go look for a script that's stuck somewhere in a trashcan. Make your way back to the office.
Once you give the writer the soda, he'll tell you that wasn't enough to get him back into the game.
Now, you have to go look for a script that's stuck somewhere in a trashcan. Make your way back to the office.
When you get there, you'll see quite a few questionable things happening at once (as if there wasn't enough of that).
Slash is trying to save money on chairs (even though there's one tiny stool and a box to sit on. There were no chairs in the first place. Besides, what's the point in having the two workers just sit around and do nothing while watching their partners work?)
Slash is trying to save money on chairs (even though there's one tiny stool and a box to sit on. There were no chairs in the first place. Besides, what's the point in having the two workers just sit around and do nothing while watching their partners work?)
Anyways, walk up to the snoring (shaking) mountain of bags. Talk to the man under them.
Well. This would be all fine and dandy if the guy wasn't taking a nap infront of the trash can.
Use the cake from your inventory, and he'll move out of the way.
Then search through the trash, you'll find a script at the bottom of it (along with a bunch of stuff from the other islands)
Use the cake from your inventory, and he'll move out of the way.
Then search through the trash, you'll find a script at the bottom of it (along with a bunch of stuff from the other islands)
AHH, THE TYPOS, MY EYES, MY EYES ARE IN PAIN.
Send this to the writer, make him do something about this.
Send this to the writer, make him do something about this.
Normally this would probably be all we have to do because, you know, we got them all back, and they're all doing their job, but guess what?
Ads, ads are great, ads are amazing, ads...
Ads, ads are great, ads are amazing, ads...
I'm sick of these mega-bots, they can go die in a ditch for all I care.
Go over to the woman's office and create your own, less annoying ad.
Go over to the woman's office and create your own, less annoying ad.
Yay, now we have no ads, Bravo us. To bad we didn't think of this earlier, we would've had a much more easier and ad-free gameplay.
Now, let's go pick up our island medal and poptropica coins in the- OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Now, let's go pick up our island medal and poptropica coins in the- OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Breath in, breath out, calm down, and pray for your game to not be too slow.
Go into the basement.
Now will be the 'problematic' part for some players. You'll find your poptropican being able to run around the loading screen. Equipt the safe-helmet and use it to destroy all the letters (you'll get an achievement~)
Now, if you did that, and the background is STILL not changed and your not getting out of the loading scene, try to log out and log back in.
If it still doesn't work, I'm sad to say that you'll probably have to restart it.
For those who got passed that part, you should be here:
Go into the basement.
Now will be the 'problematic' part for some players. You'll find your poptropican being able to run around the loading screen. Equipt the safe-helmet and use it to destroy all the letters (you'll get an achievement~)
Now, if you did that, and the background is STILL not changed and your not getting out of the loading scene, try to log out and log back in.
If it still doesn't work, I'm sad to say that you'll probably have to restart it.
For those who got passed that part, you should be here:
If you go to the bottom, you'll find a map like this:
To avoid server brun out, flip the switches of all the colors and guide them through their correct routes.
Once you're done, you're ready to exit.
Great, the server is done, now all you need to do is go to the basement, snatch your medal and coi-
DAMN IT
Once you're done, you're ready to exit.
Great, the server is done, now all you need to do is go to the basement, snatch your medal and coi-
DAMN IT
Oh yes, I actually forgot about that- we didn't have many enemies on this island, right?
I wonder who-
I wonder who-
Nevermind.
Now, this will trigger an amazing action game, where you have to aim pop-coins at the bots!
Wooo!
NEW ACHIEVEMENT-
You know what, destroy those achievements too, who cares about those. Let them break, let them shatter.
When you're done, you'll have to sit through a short villian speach, before the four of them fly away~
Now, this will trigger an amazing action game, where you have to aim pop-coins at the bots!
Wooo!
NEW ACHIEVEMENT-
You know what, destroy those achievements too, who cares about those. Let them break, let them shatter.
When you're done, you'll have to sit through a short villian speach, before the four of them fly away~
Now, you can finally, finally get your medal and those coins you wanted. Great job, you~!